Not to toot my own horn (but whatever; toot, toot) but I am an AMAZING multi-tasker. I can do 17 things at one time and complete them all. With fervor, even. And maybe even some aplomb.

Question is – am I DOING them, but doing them – badly? What would happen if I did one thing at a time? What if I ONLY did what I was doing? What if I just did it? Would I do it better? Dude. I need to slow down. I really, really do.

*art by Angelica Paez. Hey! Thanks for the Art!