I just had this genius idea for a, uh, movie, or webisode or something, or maybe even just a new way of Living my Life. Picture this: A masked perp (me?) who stalks girls, punches* and / or tasers them and robs them of the cute dresses they are wearing!! They come to, minutes later, wearing something shapeless from Old Navy, not knowing what hit them. (It was the DRESS BANDIT.)
*Bekah does not condone violence against women, even if they are wearing cute dresses that you covet.