You know how every now and then, you have call Con Ed and ask them what’s up with your super-high bill, or call Time Warner and be all ‘what’s up with these charges man / I hate you’ and it takes seven hours to reach an actual person during which you are subject to Muzack which makes you hate saxaphones and also Mozart, and when you do reach that actual person, they hate their jobs and thusly, hate you, and make you feel stupid though in all actuality, THEY are the stupid ones???

Well. Oftentimes, that is what I do all day at my job. It’s definitely my least favorite part. Please commence with feeling sorry for me. Jk, I will be fine. Don’t worry. Our representatives are assisting other customers, and your call will be answered as soon as possible.

Kill. them. All.