The Dramaturg: or, historian; or, script consultant; or TOTALLY crucial force in the creation of a great play. Usually, they are of the This Variety:

…But for Oohrah!, to my delight, they are Dan and Tim Brunstetter.

Let’s face it: I do NOT have a vast knowledge of the inner workings of the military. I have perhaps a slightly greater understanding than your average bear, from eaves-dropping on the Brothers; attempting to understanding things that are totally foreign to me. And as we’ve begun rehearsals, I still have so many questions, as do they actors. Luckily for me, I have my personal Dramaturg staff, available at the drop of the hat for my completely asonine civillian questions re: guns, tours, rules, boots. Really, really do not know what I would do without them. After all, Wikipedia will NOT provide tales of turtles drowning in their own piss.