Did I mention I am hardcore blind? I am hardcore blind. Have been since circa 3rd grade. Mom, was it third grade? I’ve been wearing contacts since sixth grade. In an effort to STOP being crappy to mes yeux (not taking contacts out at night, etc), I have invested in new bespectacles (HALF OFF WITH MY HEALTH INSURANCE!) If / when you spot me nerding around in my thick-lensed things, feel free to push me in a puddle / tell me I’m cute.