Last night when meeting with a director buddy I tried to not say like. It was like really hard. I found myself literally unable to speak. So I’ve found this quasi-helpful article on How to Stop saying Like.

And  yes, I kind of get it. Instead of saying like – pause and choose the appropriate verb, etc. But um – the article kind of encourages you to talk like a Dbag. Am I meant to parade my wit around, saying things like “You’ll need roughly three tablespoons of butter”?

Like, no. I choose my choice (stupidity.)