‘Cock sauce: Cause it’s got a ROOSTER on it!’ 

I just wanted to take a moment and profess my love for this stuff. I pretty much like to put it on everything. It adds a lovely ‘OW! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE A LITTLE BIT! BUT I KIND OF LIKE IT! WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME?? WHY DO I LOVE PAIN??’ (etc) element to all foods. Yum.