Merci, CNN. Perusing You, I always am given a strong sense of Something, be it ‘I’m pretty much going to get randomly shot or stabbed’ or ‘We’re all gonna die.’
Today, all I can summize is that people are crazy. In Berlin, a woman was mauled by polar bears at a zoo after crawling over the ledge into their tank.
And in the other zoo of crazies, you know, Manhattan – a drunk guy lept from a cab (evading fare,) ran into a random luxury building, took the elevator up to the 36th floor, and somehow accidently fell (?) down a trash shoot, plunging to his death.
So – that happened.
I’m going back to work now.