….Or, in the astute words of my co-worker Mandy, ‘ew.’

This past weekend, in my hood of the Williamsburg, there went down the third annual
NYC Beard and Mustache Competition..

Now, I am usually one of the first to say yay to a beard or a stache but I think that some of these dudes took it just a little too far. Luckily, a few receive fine prizes for their efforts, like $500, to make up for the fact that for 6 months, no one would make out with them.