Armegeddon. Get you some rain boots, and /or makeshift plastic bag booties. BBC reports that the city was hit with the largest flood in 20 years, submerging the city in up to 5 ft of l’eau.

Duh.

As world-savy 22 year old Bekah previously sumised in a poem shrewdly entitled ‘ Venice,’ written in St. Mark’s square, 2002 – Venice is indeed sinking. In 9oo years, it will be Was.