This just in – gay love of my Life, Ms. Blaine ‘Barbecue’ Barbee, will wed her amazing boyfriend Jason on 11.08.08. They got engaged over Christmas, were going to wait til 09, but just couldn’t stand it. Frankly, neither could I. This wedding will mark my first in a series, I bet, of seriously FUN weddings, celebrating the love of people I love, feeling old.

Also, um. I’m a bridesmaid.

I stress: I AM A BRIDESMAID.

So there.

Coming 11/08, Bekah goes to Chapel Hill for a whole week of seriousy Barbee debauchery.

I can’t stinking wait.