she gave birth to herself


for Halloween.

What will you do, or rather, be? I encouraged the dressing up as inhuman things: canned tuna, vacuum machines; the dressing up as philosophical ideas such as ‘perserverance’ and ‘regret.’ A slight ps – last America’s Next Top Model – or ANTM, if you’re into acronym-ing, the warm-clad skinnied bitches were forced to ice skate while portraying an ’emotion.’ Most were confused.

This year, I am going to be a present, or a ‘package,’ depending on how loaded you like your verbage.

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