Today, I touched about 8,347 of these:

while all-black clad preggers Buyer women bitched about linen and discussed panty lines.  Sandra, the Austrian beaut, meandered among us, trying things on, and whenever she removed something, we all stared.

Perks of this temp job include: exposure to a whole world I know NOTHING about (hello, the drama play0, free lunch (catered towards preggers women who like organic stuff) including: teryaki salmon, asparagus and goat cheese salad. Perks also include the touching of soft things, and the jokes I make with myself, in my head, to a crowd of my peers, about pant suits.

Unperks include: yow, my dogs are barking, and je poor, je need to be writing not steaming, and eh.