Facial giving person (technical term?): Aw, You guys look like sisters! Later, my Mom snickers. Me: What? Mom: Sorry! Me: For what? Mom: That’s an insult for you, and a compliment for me! (BUT REALLY …
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sistermotherdaughter
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a picture of a miracle
This weekend is tiny baby brother Tim’s bachelor party in Boston, and since I can’t be there (BUT REALLY, WHY WOULD I BE THERE) I asked other best man / bachelor party coordinator brother Dan …
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ONE….SINGULAR SENSATION
EVERY LITTLE STEP SHE TAKES Happy first birthday to this blessed flower, my sweet niece and soon to be confidante (like as soon as she speaks words) Miss Olivia Grace.
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COCO!
Say, do you like it when your heart is as warm and soft as a snickerdoodle just out of the oven? ME TOO. This beautiful and charming Pixar/Disney movie about the Day of the Dead …
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clothes as memory
I dressed myself this morning, like you do, and as I drove to work, I reflected on the layers that I had decided to put on myself, both literally and figuratively. I’m sporting a jacket …
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EVERYDAY’S THE 14TH
My love for this fine person can be expressed solely with Outkast lyrics, baked goods, face-sized smiles, and occasionally my own words.
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Typical Argument
I’m fortunate that Morrison and I really don’t fight very often. (Also I don’t know how we would even be married if either of us were throw-down dish-throwing fight folk, as that is quite opposite …
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I like his thumbs, particularly the green one
Yesterday while I was listlessly staring at my computer, Morrison was PLANTING A WHOLE TREE. Not just any tree, a Palo Verde tree, which he carefully researched, procured, then planted outside of our breakfast nook. …
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how to know you’re (happily) married
You find yourself at ******** show with coworkers ( an awesome / fairly innocent late night show with sexy dude dancers; innocent, because male desire is dirty, and female desire is, you know, cute.) You then …
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portrait of a hollywood marriage
Wife tries to get nice, unselfconscious picture of herself before event Husband approaches, requiring assistance with cufflinks Wife helps husband with cufflinks while also still posing Husband and wife congratulate each other for being exactly …