Occasionally I drink one too many vodka grapefruits, which is to say, whenever I do not alternate each with a bucket of water, or consume them with suitable stomach carb-base of an entire tray of …
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a nice drunk
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JULY!
YOUR WHOLE LIFE HAS LED YOU TO THIS MOMENT! I reveal to you: my July calendar drawings, featuring weird clowns, lazy birds, sand sculptures, my concept of love which was basically two people touching hands …
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These two.
Happy Anniversary to my sweet parents, who got married at the age when I’m pretty sure I had two roommates and was writing monologues to afford my Lean Cuisines. Growing up, my brothers and I …
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Romance
This weekend, in a Cuban bakery, Azucar — which, of course, is Spanish for YOU’RE FAT — I happened upon a thing which is a Donut Muffin, and now I can’t stop thinking about it, its …
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My lady
The happiest of birthdays to the luminous, adventurous lil miss Charlotte St. Julien Patton, my childhood friend and travel buddy. This summer, we will be taking our propensity to drink rum before noon and perch …
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how much to cry when an old man dies
What do you do when an old man dies, who has been hurting, whose body has been shutting down? There has been no injustice, there is no tragedy, except for the fact that humans pass …
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ZAG THROWDOWN TO THE DEATH
Morrison is pretty cocky about his Mother’s (SUPER DELICIOUS) Lasagna, and I, in turn, am pretty braggy about My own mom’s zag (what my brothers call lasagna; apparently not a real word.) And so, he …
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Oh hi, be friends!
In San Francisco for the weekend to see my play, but mostly to force two of my favorite people in the world to be friends. LOOK IT’S WORKING!
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TOO MUCH GOOD.
– BOY I LIKE – BOY I LIKE’S BEARD – BOY I LIKE’S SISTER’S BEAUTIFUL DOG, IDA – BOY I LIKE’S SISTER’S DOG ASLEEP ON BOY’S LAP
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why to do it
This amazing woman and her comparably wonderful new husband were married last night, in a sweet, simple, beautiful ceremony at a brewery in Glendale, featuring vegan gumbo and love and banana cake and an INCREDIBLY …