My co-worker pointed out that I kinda hit up the Emmy’s dressed like one of my favorite paintings: Madame X, John Singer Sargent’s scandalous portrait of Amelie Gartreau: As for Morrison, he showed up as …
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Human Paintings
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HOW TO WEAR CLOTHES AND NOT DIE
1.) Look at the weather outside 2.) Observe that it’s apocalyptic in its heat 3.) Look in your closet 4.) Consider Pants 5.) Reject the idea of Pants 4.) Find a summer dress that’s barely …
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dressxiety
This morning, the gals of This is Us were discussing Emmy’s dress options and I just sort of froze and crawled inside of myself. I’ve ordered a few to try, but mostly I feel just …
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Patriotic Perspective
On this Fourth of July, let us not be distracted by tiny flag shorts and giant hot dogs and things that go Boom in the night, but instead remember what this day is really, actually …
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you wear what you eat
Sometimes, purely for my own glee and relaxation, I google a random thing and Dress and just look at the pictures. Bacon dress. Car dress. Infinity dress. Question dress. Today: Salad dress: VOW RENEWAL ANYONE? …
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in complete madness and in health
Six months married today, so yeah, I can officially say that I know everything. Mostly I’ve been struck by the values of patience, compromise, and listening. But even more mostly, I am blown away basically …
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Christine Baskets.
My absolute favorite woman on TV is actually played by a man and after a few minutes of watching, you don’t even notice anymore. In Baskets, (Zach Galifianakis’ FX show about the home life of …
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Beybe Wear
BEYONCE, WE WILL HUMBLY RECEIVE YOUR LINE OF CASUAL MATERNITY WEAR WHENEVER YOU ARE READY. It will be worn by both pregnant and not pregnant women, and probably also some men. Those who are not …
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THE GLERBS!
While these beautiful people did not necessarily win the golden prize: Fun was, in fact, had by all, writers included. We got to gussy up: And stumble around the giant mall slash famous people prom, …
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my favorite gals
Today, on the wedding pictures are so plentiful that I look at them for a few minutes a day and put some of them here so I can feel slightly less overwhelmed by the number …