I really need an assistant to help me with about 45 things, I cannot AFFORD an assistant so instead here is a short list of those things: –
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I need an assistant
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Is this real life?
By some miracle, or by the Grace of God, but also the product of years of hard work and I shouldn’t forget that, I HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR A TONY FOR BEST BOOK OF A …
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The Opera
Morrison and I went to the opera last night for our ten year dateaversary, La Traviata at the LA Opera. It was maybe the second time I’d ever been, and it was just as I …
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Daughter
I put her in her brother’s clothes but still she wants to be in the kitchen with me, wrapped up in my legs and apron strings. Maybe she wants to be close to Food or …
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I care about Bread
There’s a scene in my new play where the main character Alyssa wanders onstage eating a giant baguette. She’s at a breaking point in her life and her marriage, and after spending years not eating …
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Ham: a Journey
Me, every Easter: Last year my Ham was too big, I had too much Ham. This year I will get a smaller Ham, so that there will not be a Ham surplus, so I will …
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this is my favorite
Joe has a new favorite game, basically you look through one of his car magazines, and on each page, he selects 2-3 favorites, and then you pick YOUR favorites. But see, you CAN’T pick the …
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A biscuit
This is not just a sausage egg and cheese biscuit from Sunrise Biscuit kitchen in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, this is not just the biscuit that answered my first hangovers or inspired my first ten …
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do your best
I’m trying very hard to be present with Joe, and not think about the fact that critics are right now, in this very moment, at our show. Joe very badly wants me to draw a …
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cake: guilt
The important thing to note here is that MY BABY GIRL IS ONE, WHAT, what even is the passage of time, where did the days go, I guess we have just been living them? And …