Actual found dialogue between two girl women friends who have gone wine tasting to celebrate 21 years of friendship.

Where’d you get those pants? Where’d you get those bracelets? What was that story you told me about your family? What would you do if you had two million dollars, how’s your Dad? How long have you had those? What kind of cutting board do you have, does it slide around? What was in the soup? If it were the apocalypse and you had no choice, would you eat meat? What meat would you eat? What’s that song? If someone tried to eat your dog would you kill them? What pants are THOSE? Should we get some nuts, how’d you sleep? Do you think we sound as dumb as the people WE think sound dumb? Is this room the size of our old apartment? It’s so beautiful here. What’s your greatest fear, have you tried this concealer? Have I told you about my dream about the tidal wave? I would dig out your ingrown hair if you asked me to. Is there anything I can help you with? Do you know you’re my family? ( now in tears) …No seriously, DO you?