- Plan Thanksgiving
- Take deep, restorative breaths
- No, really, plan every moment and every interaction and every bite of food of Thanksgiving
- MORE DEEP RESTORATIVE BREATHS
- NO BUT REALLY WTF IS THAT SOUND
- MAYBE I’LL PUT SAUSAGE AND TOASTED PECANS IN THE STUFFING THAT WOULD BE NICE, PEOPLE WILL LIKE THAT CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK
- NO REALLY, I’M REALLY ASKING, WHAT IS ACTUALLY MAKING THAT NOISE
- WHY AM I WEARING A HOCKEY MASK