While I would APPEAR to be a grown-up who yesterday hosted a potluck featuring both adult beverages and activities for children, while I in fact wore LIPSTICK and a HAIRSTYLE, while I laid out platters with appropriate carving knives, and while I own not one but like a pleasant myriad of serving spoons, I STILL managed to accidentally eat so many jelly beans that I nearly ralfed and woke up with heart palpitations from all of the sugar. WELL DONE, FULLY GROWN PERSON!