– You keep calcium chews in your car.
– You start to google your own fertility.
– Midriff seems immodest.
– You begin to specialize in reflecting deeply on your childhood.
– You look at the menu of the place you’re going to eat before you even get there.
– You start to remember middle school.
– Things that start at 11 or after are dumb.
– You are hotter, weirder, and CRAZIER THAN EVER.