Verb; to Snarf; an entirely made up word that we invented because there was no other word that described the sounds a newborn makes at 4 in the morning when farting, dreaming, digesting, and sounding like they’re FULLY DYING all at once; ie how did you sleep? TERRIBLY, SHE SNARFED FROM 3-5 AM or how is she doing now? SNARFING AROUND or You know, the French practice ‘le pause’ with their newborns, they wait a moment when they hear their baby cry to let them settle themselves and we should really try to be like the French. OH REALLY? SNARF YOU, MOTHER SNARFER