HOW TO KEEP BOTH HANDS AND SPIRIT SOFT
- Select a hand lotion whose smell lifts and restores your spirit, like this one, gifted to me by my very thoughtful mom, which smells EXACTLY like pink lemonade cake
- Apply the lotion occasionally throughout the day, both restoring your spirit, and your hands
- Linger at the smell, remember Cake
- EAT YOUR HANDS
- ACTUALLY EAT THEM