A HISTORIC DAY. A WOMAN OF COLOR in the White House, a reason to finally exhale, the welcoming of hopefully 4 years of palate cleansing calm, gentle steps towards a shared Middle. FIRST THINGS FIRST: MUST TEACH JOE TO HOLD HIS HEAD UP SO THAT HE CAN REPORT TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND ALSO TEACH HIM THE CONCEPTS OF ‘WHITE’ AND ‘HOUSE.’