PROS:
- Fresh eggs every day, Easter every day
- Pets that feed you
- giving the chickens names
- building a chicken house
- Getting to tell people about your chickens
- Having people say wow, you have chickens!
- Telling people the names of all of your chickens
CONS:
- Coyotes
- my inability to ultimately protect my chickens from Coyotes
- My lack of time to fully research what is actually takes to raise and keep chickens
- The fact that were I to get chickens, I would ultimately forget that we had them, then remember one day, frantically run outside, find them eaten by coyotes
- The fact that if you have chickens, you have to tell people about them
- The amount of time it takes to tell people the names of all of your chickens
- Becoming a person who only talks about their chickens
- Becoming a person who only talks about their chicken’s eggs
- NO WAIT I WANT TO BE THAT PERSON
- FINE BUT I’LL MAYBE WAIT FOR RETIREMENT