VERSATILITY! Can be worn for:
- playwright at workshop who does not yet understand their play
- disgruntled cater waiter confronting their forgotten dreams
- person who ate way too much Ramen last night
- person in NYC who used to live in NYC but no longer does but wants everyone who might look at them to think, that person lives in NYC, or at least definitely used to
- self conscious narcissist walking through city containing millions of people, imagining they are being looked at, when really how could they be, as said city, again, contains millions of people