Me: Hi playwright friend, would you like to have some casual banter in front of these hundreds of people?
Madhuri: Why yes! Hello, friend. How are you?
Me: I’m great, just presenting this award.
Madhuri: Weird, me too!
Me: Should we do it?
Madhuri: Yes!
Me: Great! Why don’t you read the category while I make a weird face at the statue.
Madhuri: Okay, here I go!
