You are Bekah. What is the MAXIMUM number of glasses of wine you can have in an evening, given that, if you go over said number, the next day your brain is rendered ENTIRELY USELESS?
A.) 97.
B.) 2.
C.) Donuts!
D.) Tylenol where?
Answer: B. TWO GLASSES OF WINE MAXIMUM, STUPID.
HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE LEARN THIS VALUABLE LIFE LESSON.
HOW.
MANY.
TIMES.
