I apparently have a new roommate. (She?) Is a giant flying bug who hitched a ride on my bangs last night and has now made her home here. Bug, you can stay, if you abide by my rules:
1. No flying into my mouth while I’m asleep and laying eggs.
2. No living inside of my wet bathing suits.
3. No Netflix after midnight.
4. No laying eggs in my water so that I drink them and hatch your young in my mouth.
Adhere to these, and we will be (not at all / please leave) fine.