It’s fun to nostalgically re-trace the steps of your life, and figure out exactly why you are the way that you are. Dudes, I ate up some Babysitter’s club. I was obsessed. God bless Anne …
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The Way in which Robots will make Love to eachother
In the future, Robots will make love to each other via files and jpegs. Their declarations of devotion will be titled iminlovewithyou.doc. Their hearts will look like this: Once filled with musings and metallic love …
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Validation; Rejection.
Let’s take a moment to think about how much that looks like a Behind. Okay. So last week, while home, I was eating Chinese with my big Bro Pete. My post-msg fortune read: Chill out …
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Yeah, Bitches!
So I was worried about this one. I’ve been working on this beastdragondramaplaymonster for nearly a year, and I have been so over it. BUT: Lads, Lasses, last night I attended the first read through …
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Chocolate Cake
Perfect. I will not give my chocolate cake manifesto, because it would be giant statingoftheobvious game. You know. I know. Eat it. But If nothing else, Remember this: it is infinitely important to indulge yourself. …
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Kissy McJewerstein
The Jewish Kiss Monster!
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Eh?
Because I can. Eh? Aw. aHa. Ewe. Eek …eeee… ….Eh.
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The Dangers of Drunk Biking.
(Disclaimer: I am totally guilty of this.) Um. Apparently, there are a LOT of reasons why you should not bike drunk. Such a plethora of reasons, even that WebMD has created an entire video Aid …
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alanis gayisette
Okay, hombres. I don’t know about you, but: Jagged Little Pill was my first CD, ever. Words cannot capture the joy of locking myself in my room, popping that little fucker into my player (littered …
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‘work’
Adoring fanbase persons, I’d like to take this opportunity to announce that August 15th will be my last day at Cellfish Media, where I have resided as production assistant intern person who wears grandma …