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Romance
Some Thoughts on; by Bekah. Anything; Anything. Point being, ladies and gentlemen, there is no set way to woo. There is no formula, though the dry champagne and fresh snickerdoodles and the Bubble Bath are …
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je sick
Today, I am sick, which happens quite rarely and is pretty pathetic and looks like this: Now, I hate the sick with a passion, because I am very much a go-doer and the HATE not …
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chubby pinky
Today, mid-spinning class, my pinky all of the sudden became all a-chub. What the H? Just swelled all up like a sweet lil flesh balloon. Now it’s all itchy and hurty and chubby and I …
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Child-Rearing at its Best
Dear Motherhood, I’m stoked. I think I have pre-maturely figured you out via through sitting on of Babies. And by Babies, I mean one really stellar near-eight year old girl in particular. Her name is …
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jewelry
Jewelry They wandering together through the outdoor flea market, stopping to touch things periodically. The dragon statues slept on weed-wackers and the action figures melted into each other. The unicorn tablecloths shared holes with that …
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a fat pussy
Ladies and Gentlemen, the baby kitty. If you pussy is chubby, limit the time he spends sleeping on copies of your Written Word.
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Sylvia Plath
Alright. I have a confession to confess to you. Now, I was raised the Baptist. We express ourselves via the Bundtcake and the Handshake. So this is foreign to me. Um. Hail Mary’s and velveteen …
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A Drunk Stewardess, Even
Please tell me you’ve heard about THIS. Le Wow. On Sunday, August 5th, Airline Steward Sarah Miles took a big hit right in the Gob for all of us girls who Get Drunk at Inopportune …
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Why I Write and Like Clothes
It’s fun to nostalgically re-trace the steps of your life, and figure out exactly why you are the way that you are. Dudes, I ate up some Babysitter’s club. I was obsessed. God bless Anne …
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