Somebody at the Gothamist snapped a shot of this smarmy fake poster. IT’S FUNNY CAUSE IT’S TRUE!
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first baby: ‘I’m a baby!’ subsidiary baby: ‘So am I!’
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crazy little asian
http://www.observer.com/2009/style/hipster-grifter?page=0 I’m sorry, boys, but that’s what you get for being obsessed with little Asians. It’s just not fair to the rest of us. We have no control over the fact that we’re not Asian. …
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fyi, I call this
Let it be officially stated and copywrited – I want to write something about a sugar daddy / sugar baby modern day but okay prostitution arrangement thing. In which a young girl is paid something …
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Really?
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I MADE SOUP
Okay, so, I made soup. This is supremely exciting. To watch me last night – you would think I had invented the internet or scotch tape. Oh, the joy! The invention! The ingenuity! The trial, …
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Real Estate
To expand: Sometimes I write movies too. And then smart people/friends with names like ‘Daniel Brothers’ are silly enough to want to do them. And thus funds must be raised! Come buy art! I can’t …
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yummy / dirty
This is to raise $ for Femmefeast (I have an angsty monologue in it.) I can’t go, but perhaps you can?
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people are crazy
Merci, CNN. Perusing You, I always am given a strong sense of Something, be it ‘I’m pretty much going to get randomly shot or stabbed’ or ‘We’re all gonna die.’ Today, all I can summize …
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Success!
Yes; perfection.