In the future, Robots will make love to each other via files and jpegs. Their declarations of devotion will be titled iminlovewithyou.doc. Their hearts will look like this: Once filled with musings and metallic love …
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Validation; Rejection.
Let’s take a moment to think about how much that looks like a Behind. Okay. So last week, while home, I was eating Chinese with my big Bro Pete. My post-msg fortune read: Chill out …
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Yeah, Bitches!
So I was worried about this one. I’ve been working on this beastdragondramaplaymonster for nearly a year, and I have been so over it. BUT: Lads, Lasses, last night I attended the first read through …
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Chocolate Cake
Perfect. I will not give my chocolate cake manifesto, because it would be giant statingoftheobvious game. You know. I know. Eat it. But If nothing else, Remember this: it is infinitely important to indulge yourself. …
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Kissy McJewerstein
The Jewish Kiss Monster!
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Eh?
Because I can. Eh? Aw. aHa. Ewe. Eek …eeee… ….Eh.
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The Dangers of Drunk Biking.
(Disclaimer: I am totally guilty of this.) Um. Apparently, there are a LOT of reasons why you should not bike drunk. Such a plethora of reasons, even that WebMD has created an entire video Aid …
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alanis gayisette
Okay, hombres. I don’t know about you, but: Jagged Little Pill was my first CD, ever. Words cannot capture the joy of locking myself in my room, popping that little fucker into my player (littered …
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‘work’
Adoring fanbase persons, I’d like to take this opportunity to announce that August 15th will be my last day at Cellfish Media, where I have resided as production assistant intern person who wears grandma …
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travel
Today, these things, in no particular order, can suck my metaphorical balls. First, dear the airplane: suck my metaphorical balls. You are big, stinky, uncomfortable, and late. You are a fat old lady mid-menopause. You …