offoffonline Time Out NY eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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they were better than silence
Last night, I attended a show with old college buddy, Kirby, whose mind I longed to pick about music PR. Little picking happened as loud sounds swelled, awkward ‘bobbing’ occured, and warm beer was consumed. …
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On Fake Writing Resumes
I speak to ‘no one’ in particular. Scattered fanbase persons: Listen. Self-publishing yourself and making up awards and then GIVING THEM to yourself does not dubb you a ‘published and award winning’ whatever. I’m …
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I Used to Write on Walls
Coming Soon to a theater near you – or not near you – at All – my new show, I Used to Write on Walls In which I take sweet drama play revenge on tepid, …
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also, HALLOWEEN!
I dedicate these images to Becky Castoria, chubby candy guts, pumpkin bread, vampirites, and odd attire. SOON! eeeeeee
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i wrote a monologue
If you google image ‘Sexy Robot Man,’ that is what you get. PS. FYI. So, I have been ‘comissioned’ if you will to write a monologue for an upcoming festival of halloween plays, spoken …
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ting tong, the mail order bride
letter bomb
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a nugget
Two girls, LAURALEE and TALLY, mid-20’s, are sunning themselves in Central Park. Expensive Bikinis. Expensive Shades. A moment of sun. TALLY Hey Lauralee? LAURALEE Yeah? TALLY How old were you when you made love …
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I think about you pretty much always