OOH RAH! AMERICA!! Dan and Tim were sent off proper last weekend with revelry, family time, and one Very Impressive Cake. They were honored / prayed over in my parents Sunday School Class. The guy …
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ooh rah!
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right now
This is Brunstetter reporting from suite 802. The guy in the office across the hall has been watching lesbian porn. All day. Cheers.
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deathbook
If you plan on using your macbook for purposes such as writing, emailing, doing, everything all the time, a lot, really really need it, or documenting your recent mild atrocity of a trip to California …
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half my friends are acrobats
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important
It is important to stand flippantly with friends outside a payless in midtown, en route to Sex and the City (the movie, friends. The movie.) It is even more important to bring your Gays with …
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maggie bekanhaal
It’s official. Maggie Gylennhaal looks like me. I have suspected this before, as it is always encouraging to liken ourselves to famous folk. It’s a reason to get out of bed in the morning. But …
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my butt exactly
Heh heh…so WEIRD….that is EXACTLY what MY butt looks like. So WEIRD.
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I am more alive there
There are way more Things, good things, fun things, ironically enjoyable things in Winston-Salem, NC, than I ever imagined. Pictoral evidence to come. I will only reveal exhibit A right now, which is the fact …
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just fyi
There is no such thing as the frequently aforementioned Julien. She lives solely in my mind. I’d totally trust her with my Teeth.
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Bonnies
He is risen, indeed! Easter at the Brunstetter always involves lots of strategically placed bunnies, or ‘bonnies’ as my esteemed mommyperson calls them, while sometimes hopping about like one. (Sometimes, I join in.) But …