For months I have been warned about the horrible second trimester Glucose test in which you have to drink a very disgusting horrible sugar beverage to see if you have Gestational Diabetes, and it’s the …
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DEELISH!
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Bye Bye Babymoon
We have officially cancelled our Babymoon and YES there are much much sadder things and YES I will still take a moment to be bummed about this. We took a trip to Kauai Spring 2018, …
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tiny futures
I put out a call for used baby clothes from friends because honestly I needed something hopeful and positive right now. I don’t want to look back on this pregnancy as the time I spent …
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Porn for Pregnant Women
I think I’m going to Sidebar a career as a Producer of Pornography for Pregnant women. Scenarios will include: Man with shoulders broad from hours of pulling weeds out of the front yard sprinkles Cheese …
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He Moves / He Doesn’t
I can now officially feel the baby moving. Sometimes he kicks affirmatively when Morrison says something wise, sometimes he sort of celebrates with a full body rotation when I take literally anything out of the …
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UNE PAIR DE PANTELONES
This tiny pair of yellow pants with planets on them kept appearing on Ads on my internets, AND SO I SUCCUMBED. Our kid now has one pair of pants. They are labeled 6-12 months I …
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Shopping for Morrison’s Baby
Since we have reached what some consider to be the halfway point through a pregnancy (19 weeks), and because companies are having insane sales because the world ending and all, and MOSTLY because it’s a …
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Sounds Good
I went to Austin for less than 48 hours to workshop the teen Jesus and Mary Magdalene musical at the ZACH theater, and while it was COMPLETELY EXHAUSTING and I slept in a hallway, it …
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He will be Fine
Morrison and I now have five months of scattered doctors appointments, blood draws, ultrasounds and measurements, before the Young Sir decides to live on Earth, instead of in our mind’s eye, or my uterus. Each …
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YES, IT HOLDS UP
I confess that at least once a month, if not weekly, I think about the 90’s movie, Junior, in which Arnold Schwarzenegger CARRIES A BABY TO TERM. When I think about it, I’m usually wondering, …