I think I’m going to Sidebar a career as a Producer of Pornography for Pregnant women. Scenarios will include: Man with shoulders broad from hours of pulling weeds out of the front yard sprinkles Cheese …
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Porn for Pregnant Women
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He Moves / He Doesn’t
I can now officially feel the baby moving. Sometimes he kicks affirmatively when Morrison says something wise, sometimes he sort of celebrates with a full body rotation when I take literally anything out of the …
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UNE PAIR DE PANTELONES
This tiny pair of yellow pants with planets on them kept appearing on Ads on my internets, AND SO I SUCCUMBED. Our kid now has one pair of pants. They are labeled 6-12 months I …
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Shopping for Morrison’s Baby
Since we have reached what some consider to be the halfway point through a pregnancy (19 weeks), and because companies are having insane sales because the world ending and all, and MOSTLY because it’s a …
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Sounds Good
I went to Austin for less than 48 hours to workshop the teen Jesus and Mary Magdalene musical at the ZACH theater, and while it was COMPLETELY EXHAUSTING and I slept in a hallway, it …
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He will be Fine
Morrison and I now have five months of scattered doctors appointments, blood draws, ultrasounds and measurements, before the Young Sir decides to live on Earth, instead of in our mind’s eye, or my uterus. Each …
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YES, IT HOLDS UP
I confess that at least once a month, if not weekly, I think about the 90’s movie, Junior, in which Arnold Schwarzenegger CARRIES A BABY TO TERM. When I think about it, I’m usually wondering, …
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Looking Back
I was scrolling back through my year, by which I mean pictures on my phone, in preparation for some sort of 2019 Top 9 type post (mine usually become more like Top 81, as I …
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I gave Birth
I just realized a few days ago that at one point in time, I would’ve been about to have a baby, as our last pregnancy was due on Christmas Eve. I’m actually quite shocked that …
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Private Life
I’ve been avoiding this movie on Netflix for MONTHS. It’s about a couple struggling to have a baby by really any means necessary: IUI, IVF, egg donation, adoption, baby theft. It gets deep into the …