HOT TIP: send out your Christmas cards in January, long after people have probably thrown away or stored actual Christmas cards, and they aren’t exactly sure when to throw yours out? So there you are, …
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Merry January
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Who’s the Boss
Me, before kids: my kids will not be the boss of me, I will not succumb to their whims, I will be like a pioneer parent, they will play with sticks and eat all I …
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industry professional
I’m doing a short writer’s room / think tank for my friend’s new show right now, and it hurts to both sit and stand, so here I am, in all of my co-exec producer glory, …
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what is your pain
Re: my pain threshold: Doctor: so what’s your pain, on a scale of 1 to 10? Me: okay do you mean like, for me specifically? It’s pain and I don’t want it. So, a Twelve? …
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Bows
Me, before I had a daughter: It’s so stupid how we put bows on baby girls heads! As if we’re terrified that someone might mistake them for a boy, as if that were a big …
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play with cars
All Joe really ever wants to do is play with cars, and you’d be surprised (or Not?) how quickly you run out of imaginary car content and scenarios. They can only stop at so many …
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an award
It feels fitting that we’re going to put this little girl who’s coming in EIGHT WEEKS, WHAT? in my office, forcing me to re-think, organize and move all of the work related crap I have …
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The Gamut
Since this is probably, theoretically, hopefully? My last time being pregnant I’m paying extra special attention to my insane thoughts and fulling surfing the waves of each rapidly shifting and conflicting emotion. My new favorite …
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January 2nd
My New Year’s resolution this year is to lower my expectations, which Morrison says sounds depressing, so we might also say simply, to try and do Less. So it’s totally, completely fine that the Christmas …
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A girraft
I have much domestic news to report regarding a very merry Christmas, lumbar pain and a five hour flight to our long awaited babymoon, but I’m really going to give myself the present of BEING …