QUEEN DOLLY RECEIVED HER MODERNA VACCINE YESTERDAY, adorably and rightfully declaring that she was literally receiving A taste of her own Medicine, as she helped fund the research for the vaccine because of course she …
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Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine Vaccinneeeeeee
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A Schedule
Joe has many favorite classic baby games these days, including Peekaboo, Roll the Ball, Yank out all hairs dangling from Mom’s head or Dad’s face, and then of course THE MOMENT THAT MOM GRASPS A …
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The Grays
One fun product of Pandemic and Pandemic pregnancy is my insane new hair, which is a fun combo of a year sans haircut, weird post-pregnancy baby hairs, lack of ever Doing hair Hair, frequency of …
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Buy Now with One Click
Sometimes I feel like a very good, very on top of it Mother and then I realize that it’s mostly that I have Amazon Prime. Joe’s milestones get left in boxes on our front step. …
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while you were Breathing
Me, to Morrison: does it seem like Joe is breathing weird? Morrison: Weird Like, how? Me: I don’t know, like, fast? (Meanwhile, Joe Breathes. We watch, obsessively.) Morrison: I can’t tell. Lemmee see. (He puts …
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PASSION
And now, a glimpse into a pandemic quarantine disrupted by baby sleep marriage between an actor and a writer. The writer, wistfully, after watching an episode of TV in which a marriage is on the …
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I love you
Sharing this very absurd very narcissistic feeling here in this very safe very public space: sometimes I catch myself worrying that my son doesn’t love me. Or I think, what do I need to do …
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how to play
Santa brought Joe a box set of Montessori toys, designed to encourage him to grasp things and develop his curiosity and hand-eye coordination so that he might live a long and happy life, grabbing things …
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The Unwigging
Please see below for a formal list of reasons I can’t stop watching The Undoing, a very smart and quite stunning HBO limited series about an affluent Manhattan woman whose life unravels, or as one …
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WHERE IS THE DRAGON
When choosing a Wubbanub for one’s child — which is baby word for pacifier with stuffed animal attached to it, another in a long list of words I never knew and also never knew I’d …