Note: Though the below might suggest otherwise, I AM staying hopeful and positive that I will someday ‘become a pregnant person,’ as my doctor calls it. I basically just can no longer keep the worry …
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why to never drink water at a wedding
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KIDNAPPERS.
DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY OUR KIND OFFERS TO WATCH YOUR KID WE WILL ACTUALLY NAP IT
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HOW TO CRY ON COMMAND
Some people focus on an unrequited need or traumatic memory or the smell of something their grandmother used to make. ME? I JUST LOOK AT TINY YELLOW DRESSES MADE FOR BABIES. I don’t even need …
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WATCH OUT, MORRISON
ALSO WATCH OUT, MY UTERUS ALSO MAYBE EVERYONE, IN GENERAL, SHOULD JUST WATCH OUT
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RARE OCCURENCE IN NATURE
College friends and soul sisters Blaine and Carrie and I barely get to see each other, especially now that I live on the other side of the country and they each had small humans exit …
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The semi-annual nibling sweater report
A few moons ago, I found myself filming for two days in a creepy westside mall that seemed to include only a Baby Gap, a pretzel place a store that sold only dream catchers, and …
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THE BIRD!
Presenting a new player on the ever expanding team Foster-Keddie roster: Elizabeth ‘Birdie’ Lee Miller, born ON FREAKING VALENTINE’S DAY to Morrison’s sister Anne and her husband Michael. JUST IN CASE THIS MESSAGE WAS NOT …
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NUMBER 5
Chip and Joanna Gaines of Fixer Upper are pregnant with their 5th child! WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE THIS IS HAPPENING NOT TO TV PERSONALITIES, BUT TO MY ACTUAL FAMILY? I’M THE AUNT, RIGHT? RIGHT?! …
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this is Normal
My most brilliant mother in law Cam procured these brilliant action figures for her grandkids to play with: Now, when my nephews see people with disabilities out in the world, it won’t even be a …
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DIVERSION DIVERSION DIVERSION
Once again, I offer to you my coping mechanism for just how awful the world is right now: JUST FOCUS ON PICTURES OF NIECE OLIVIA THERE IS ONLY OLIVIA