There will be no just ‘cutting back.’ There will be complete cessation. You will simply just no longer go to the bathroom. Going to the bathroom is bad for you. There is a good chance …
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A Slave to the Weed.
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I am. Getting so Hot. I’m gonna learn about the Ozone.
I’m gonna put this post up. People, welcome to back sweat. The kind that makes your summer dress/girlfriend’s Tshirt/bad H&M ‘grown up’ clothes stick menacingly to your region. And need I even mention its evil …
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And This is What I’m Doing Now
So in April, I got an email from Mr. Pippin Parker. Subject Reading: How old are you anyways? Body Reading: How Old are you Anyways. I promptly responded: 24. To which he responded with a …
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How to Please Your Man with Balls.
So I’ve been reading a lot ABOUT blogs, and apparently, I’m doing it totally wrong – one CANNOT vent about a certain thing, then suddenly switch to another train of thought, then switch again. This …
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i’m supposed to do this
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Working Man’s Clothes
So I have officially invited other ‘delicately’ emerging playwrights to read my blog for small pieces of joy/inspiration/brutal doses of reality/cute little ha-ha’s in the privacy of one’s own apartment. I hope I get response! …
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On Pancakes
I’m realizing that if I’m ever going to make any money blogging – I need to blog – like – ABOUT something – right. So this is henceforth not a journal, but an Important Thing …
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on Park Slope
see – it totally 100% fear of the unknown that keeps us from making drastic and smallish changes in our lives. like trying – just for a like a week – to NOT eat cheese. …
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Affirmation, Loud Gay People, Evian. Oh, and the Drama Play.
1. There is is loud mf ing gay guy who always is transferring from the G to the E with me. He is so mf ing rude I could slap him a foot long. With …
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if i want to live here forever
I mean do I? Here is where I’m from. Winston-Salem, NC. The penis building especially makes in an extremely hospitable place to live. Technically – at this point in mon vie – I can do …