(These are pokey sticks. They are basically like sticks of pizza that covered in absurd amounts of cheese that you get delivered to your dumb room that come with multiple sides of ranch. Its box …
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Kismet.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This horrific thing appeared on the internets this week and it’s just like it’s like what are people / why is anything / who is she / what are boobs
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the what and the why
A Fedex truck crosses lanes and slams into Bus full of prospective low income and FIRST GENERATION ATTENDEE COLLEGE HOPEFULS en route to visit a university, see about scholarships, etc, killing 10 of these prospective …
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Today, on things found in Houses belonging to Boys
WOODBOOK BOOK OF WOOD
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spirit things
Spirit tree: Spirit animal: chipmunk Spirit food: donut covered in delicately crushed pieces of cherry blowpop, served on a bed on fresh kale
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Googles ‘honey baked ham los angeles’
ELIZABETH CASTORIA, AVERT YOUR EYES! HAVE YOU AVERTED THEM? OKAY. Last night I dreamt of honey baked ham, like that was my dream, just basically ham, which sent me straight to the internet to see …
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L’anxiety
In case you haven’t clocked ALL OF MY ALL CAPS AS OF LATE, I HAVE BEEN FEELING AN ONSLAUGHT OF SUDDEN AND INCREASING ANXIETY WHICH IS BEST EXPRESSED VIA RUN ON SENTENCES IN ALL …
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Me and Miss Mack
Saw a run through of widow yesterday, You guys, this lady was born to have my silly words pour out her gob.
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paperchair
Today, on a glimpse at my Neuroses and I am definitely a Gemini, here is my paperchair: Oh, did you want to SIT in my chair? Good luck to you. Few months back, I decided …
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essentials
When you think about it, I guess it is kind of frivolous that we spend cash money on flowers to put in our houses, but also when you think about it, it’s a small price …