Go back to college for a DAY! sports! Science! History! Nietzsche! I wonder if they also provide Chik fila sandwiches and / or identity issues. I wonder if you show up in pajama pants with …
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j’intrigued!
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How Theater Disappointed Bekah Brunstetter
Now I have to do the thing where I am irksomely vague, but I recently received some really disappointing theater news: something was going to happen, and now it is not happening. Your friend, Vague. …
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HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY DEAR BEKAH HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY TO ME (andhappyactualbirthdaytolittlebrotherDanbutalsowhocares)
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DREAMS ARE REAL
I dreamt I got a fluffy puppy and named her Roxanne and then we split a chicken pot pie. I’ll talk to you in two days when I hunt down and purchase and actually have …
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SCURVS!
THIS JUST IN: SCARVES ARE FUN TO WEAR. I have just discovered them. They come in various sizes and colors and sometimes have swans upon them. Stick your hands in them! Trap your hair in …
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Today’s Portmanteau
Yesterday I learned a new word: Portmanteau: N: a combination of two words into one new word. Also yesterday I invented a Portmanteau. REINDEERVOUS: when two people meet up for the sole purpose of locating …
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A Generation Generalization
I love how This American Life forces me to think and ponder humans and life all before 9 AM. This morning: Unconditional Love. Apparently, pre-1950s, Love wasn’t even a part of psychology textbooks. Love was …
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fa la la la la
tissssss the season to make famous playwrights come over and decorate Christmas cookies like a bunch of glammed out 3 year olds to be jolly
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SEASONAL AGGRESSION!
Say, are you worried about what to get your loved ones? Anxious over all the money you’re spending? Agonizing over which dress to wear to which fete? Concerned over commercialism? Why just CRUSH A WHOLE …
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THANK YOU CAKES!
It takes some 50 people to make an episode of TV, and it is not expected, but say, monstrously appreciated, to somehow thank these people / bribe them with confections. Directress Zetna and I selected …