I saw a commercial for this new Conair curling machine thing that heats up, then somehow violently sucks in a piece of your hair and spits out a curl. Hmm. In the commercial, the lady …
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A Curling Machine?
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HAR.
Today on I am a giant person, I got myself these tights that are supposed to have these cool knee pad looking things, but instead they grab me like odd thigh sweater darts, BECAUSE I …
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Baby’s first solo episode!
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My mind sees what it Wants
Case in point: this morning, while driving to work, I saw a guy walking his llama (large dog), then a fedora-shaped cloud (cloud), then a car full of polar bears (pillows) and a road sign …
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How. Primitive.
SOMEONE STUPID (me) spilled tea all over her computer and now I have to use an external mouse and I like: barely remember how. Like this is the greatest tragedy ever like maybe now i …
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The LOL test
When it comes to potential love interests, I have developed this deeply judgmental and simple minded test of character in which, if someone uses LOL in their communication in anyway shape or form, I assume …
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Incroyable!
I had the great pleasure of attending Blaine’s Bikram Yoga training Graduation! It was like a real graduation, with a valedictorian, special awards, grandparents, massive quantities of ethnic cuisine consumed in a ballroom, cake, a …
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Life: you’re good
You give me all of the friends and all of the morning hikes. Thanks, life. Now I will please have one burrito.
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A standard exchange
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The Blind Date Project
I suddenly feel like I’m writing a review or something, but I don’t know how to write reviews, so please don’t hold the following words to those standards. Do not expect clever prose or metaphors …