I LIVE IN THIS HOUSE! I NOW HAVE THESE PANTS! AND NOW, I AM GOING TO EAT AN APPLE! AND DRIVE TO WORK!
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MORNING ANNOUCEMENTS!
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This Morning, on Do Not eat Cheese before Bed
Otherwise, a theater company comprised entirely of your ex boyfriends will come to you in your dreams and present to you a play featuring donkeys, sign language and rainbows, loosely intended to teach you that …
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Write Here
I’d like you to meet the VERY best thing I have ever bought off of Craigslist. PS, it is the desk, not the picture of my Grandmother.
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On knowing things, and how to Know them
I had an awesome Switched at Birth first day of school today, lovely on all fronts from snacks to ideas to work ethic to people. I ALSO learned something new, or at least, realized something …
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A Circle is Round, it has no End
Five years ago, I started a job with a corporate housing company, and spent approximately nine thousand hours on the phone with Cort furniture rental begging them to please come and switch out the broken …
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Today, on it was hard not to buy this
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En route!
My post goodbye drinks hangover and 11 suitcases full of shoes and family pictures and I have successfully made it to the airport. We are now pretending like this eight dollar cold coffee thing Is …
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I got Nothin.
I’ve been asked to write a ten minute play somehow concerning the upcoming election and so far I’m totally constipated about it. Usually when I get asked to write a short play, it goes something …
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So I will ALSO be needing a new bed?
PS, this a bed. And a cheeseburger. And a bed.