Miss Lilly sadly has closed. It all happened so fast! It was such a stellar production of a play that I’m so nostalgically fond of. Incredibly specific and nuanced performances, direction that managed the ridiculous …
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HAROLD!
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Instagram, or:
Today, on I Discover Everything Last: INSTAGRAM! WHO KNEW! This delightful app can turn a normal, fuzzyish picture of one’s adorable boyfriend into some sort of J Crew teams up with American Apparel for an …
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Him
Obviously I, as well as everyone else on the internet, have a lot of thoughts and feelings re: the Colorado shooting, ie gun control, the randomness of life and tragedy, etc, but I’d like to …
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Cover Letter
To Whom it May Concern / Aaron Sorkin: I’m writing to express my interest in writing for Newsroom, as I just read that you’re firing most of your staff from Season 1. That’s right. I …
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For Lefties
Hand undies? What is happening? Actually, these fingerpants are meant to prevent lefties from smudging the ink of their love poems and notes of betrayal written quickly in fourth period all over their stupid left …
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Because why?
WHY ARE THESE THESE CHUBBY CYCLOPS THE OLYMPIC MASCOTS?! WHY?! HOW AND WHY ARE THESE CUDDLY? WHAT CHILD WILL CUDDLE THIS WEIRD THING THAT LEERS AT YOU AND EMITS SOUNDS LIKE MICROWAVES HANGING OUT?
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Symmetry
I got asked the other day in a talk back how many full length plays I’d written. I guessed – 30? Yesterday I swept through the ol’ desktop, re-organizing drafts and drafts and drafts (sidenote: …
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The Elephant in the Room
I caught a few private moments with my buddy Harold during tech today before his big debut. He’s nervous, but confident, especially now that he has eyelashes.
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New Mindless Favorite
This morning while gyming, I happened upon a new reality show about some rich people in Texas. One blonde lady said to another, I’ve been really upset since Bonnie turned on me at the Pheasant …
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I was Told it was a Popsicle
On a sunny, lazy beach afternoon post rehearsal, my buddy Ryan King announced, a bit unprompted, that I was Told it was a Popsicle should be the title of my memoir (Sloane Crosley similarity completely …